A Very Lindsay Christmas

Look. Lindsay Lohan has had quite an… Intense past 18 years, which is how long ago Mean Girls came out, and if you feel old hearing that, it’s because you are.

This was 2004. So not fetch.

It’s anybody’s guess what LiLo has been up to since then. I think she did a couple low budge indie films no one saw, got engaged a couple times, opened a bar in Mykonos (?). So basically a whole bunch of super normal, sane life choices.

I don’t really blame LiLo for her life trajectory. She clearly had awful people around her who did not look out for her best interests as a child. Very much a Britney Spears scenario. But I do root for her (just like I do my precious Brit Brit), so I will be absolutely watching her Christmas movie as soon as it drops November 10 on Netflix.

And yes, I will be watching every single Christmas movie that drop of Netflix this year, just like last year and the year before, and all the years to come of my life. But in a previous post I asked what bottom basement D-list celebs Netflix would drudge up for their annual mediocre Christmas movie bonanza that I am extremely emotionally dependent on, and now I feel like my question has been at least partially answered.

I do hope Netflix have more up their sleeve than Lindsey Lohan. Last year we got Brooke Shields and Carey Elwes (😍😍😍) so I’m hoping this is not the best Netflix has got for us this holiday season.

Peak Christmas.

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