After the traumatic events of two days ago when I was misled by a scammy Facebook post into thinking YOU was slated to return on October 15 of this year, the evil overlords at Netflix have finally announced the real date for Season 4 of YOU and it’s February 10, 2023. They also dropped a 1:30 teaser trailer. THANK YOU LITTLE BABY JESUS.

However, this news is bittersweet because five months is ENTIRELY too long to wait. I feel very misled by all the websites that promised me before the end of the year based on exactly zero information or reliable sources. I. Needed. To. Believe.

Regardless, Valentine’s Day is a predictably poetic date for the release of Season 4, so I will allow it.

According to the trailer, our favorite narrator/ serial killer has moved across the pond to escape his demons as well as the legal consequences of his actions, which are truly piling up as fast as the bodies.

This show is in my top 10 Netflix shows of all time. Someday I will probably review the previous season when I rewatch it in anticipation of the next, but today is not that day.

It’s incomprehensible to me that there is anyone left who has not yet discovered the delicious scandalous perfection that is YOU. But if such a person exists, thankfully there is a cure for your disorder – it’s called binging seasons 1-3 on Netflix. You can thank me later. Or now. I like flowers and vodka.